The Game of Thrones Rant

Yes, I'm back at it again with a topic that will probably make my 3 followers turn into 0. I'm going to Rant about Game of Thrones... God I hate Game of Thrones, and yes, I hated a song of fire and ice too, all 9 pages I read of them.

So yea, I'm going to rant on the one thing everyone likes. If you have been under a rock and never heard of or seen game of thrones, let me tell you what it's about:
It's set in this mystical world called Middle-Earth. It's rules by 7 kingdoms, The Skywalkers, the eyrie, the whores.. I mean hoares (funny joke xd) The Lannisters, the durrandons the gardeners and the martells. Also you got the targaryens who want to rule it all.

The stories are divided, you got the skywalkers who war with the lannisters (I'm not even going to change the lannisters name, they're a meme themselves) Because the queen of the lannisters decided to fuck her brother and a stark kid saw this and they decided to push him from a tower, which he then survives after a coma and the head of the skywalkers, boromir, hears this and wars them. He then fucking dies at the end of the season because yay for storytelling.

The other part follows the story of dovahkinn, a young girl. Her brother sends him to some warlord called Genghis khan, who then rapes her and she gets dragon babies. (the brotherly love in this series man, you either fuck each other, or give each other to warlords, awesome)

Then There's the part about Aragorn, a young ranger that's the bastard son of Boromir Skywalker, who is tasked to keep the seven kingdoms save with another group of rangers who call themselves the nightwatch, on top of the black gate.

So I had no idea who in their right mind would praise this shit, so I looked up on google to find why people praise Game of thrones, the top search result had this to offer:
A whole different World(Westeros+Essos), 
Dragons, 
White Walkers(an Ice man+zombies), 
Hell lot of politics, 
For those looking for action, it has Wars
Definitely art of Warfare,
Black Magic,
Theory of different Gods(the old ones & the new)
Unimaginable History of houses and cultures,


-A whole different world you say... jolly sounds fun, I bet no other tv show or movie eeeever did that.

-Dragons, fair enough, I mean dragons are cool and all that, I like how they're birthed by dovahkinn.

-White walkers. So you're saying that some icy dudes decided to bang zombies and got that as a kid? I mean it sounds fucking ridiculous to even put zombies into a show like this with all their shit going on already, but ice zombies? You got dovahkinn, fucking fly her on a dragon and just breath fire on them and fuck em all. (not literally because then you would get white flying fire breathing walkers)

-Politics, like we haven't had enough politics this year.

-Wars, You forgot to mention that they are gritty beyond disbelief and gory to the point you want to actually put a gore filter on it.

-Definitely art of warfare.. you're repeating yourself buddy.

-Black magic? It turned into Constantine now?

-Theory of different gods, because we all like when people throw their religion in our faces.

-Lore... just call it lore.. and it's not unimaginable, it's vast yes, but nowhere near tolkien's world which everyone likes to compare it with.


Ok so let's get to the real problems I have with the show:

-There is too much sex.

Yes, I'm a male and I fucking said it, there's too much sex in the show. Bloody hell I'm not a 15 year old kid who gets off by seeing sex on tv, like fuck off with your incest and sexscenes, It breaks the pace of the series, and it's completely pointless. And if I want to watch it with friends or let's say with my girlfriend, it's super awkward.

-There's too much gore.

Okay, maybe I'm looking for it, but the gore really bothers me. I don't mind gore, not at all, it adds to realism and I'm all for dark shows. But the gore in game of thrones feels like it's build around it and it's forces, it reminds me of watching rambo and seeing people splatter after a bullet hits them, and no it's not cool, it doesn't make me go wow, it makes me smack my head and yell at my laptop, like why would you put so much effort in something that should just be a small addition.

-It tries too hard to be dark and unpredictable, that it becomes predictable.

I'm all fan of dark movies and shows, but game of thrones just tries too hard. And by killing every main character ever, you're not unpredictable. yea it's unpredictable the first season, maybe it's a surprise the second, the rest of the seasons everyone knows who's gonna die.


Oh well, That's all for now, Game of Thrones is not for me, It's quite shit tbh.