He's back isn't he?

Jolly good day, tally-ho chaps, how are we all doing this bloody day.
Yes I've been gone, for quite some time, but with all the shit going on the world I had no bloody idea what to rant about.Todays Feminism? Donald Trump? North-korea? Boybands? Well you're probably right in all of those, since they're all bloody awful.

No today I want to rant about something that happened to me today. I got in a talk about gender neutrality.
Boy oh boy was I amused. Can you imagine, there are actually REAL human beings that believe there are more than 2 bloody genders. And yes I am late in this bandwagon but hey, my 3 followers deserve to know how I feel about this monstrosity, so without further ado, let's get roooooight into the news.

I'll try not to go into the specifics of the story but it was about a problem with a tradition we have here that a few foreigners succesfully have changed and plan to ruin. We came to the conclusion that our province, was a bit different than all the others here (we are better in every way) and came to the point where we talked about how they have shit like gender neutrality and we don't.

Lets explain it as simple as I can. it's quite easy. Pull of your pants, and your underwear, take a good luck what you see. There's two possible options, which are as followed. Are  you offended by me saying this? then you're a woman, or the alternative, are you a dumb cunt that actually did this and saw that you have this weird elephant snout in there and then went to the mirror to awkwardly give yourself a compliment, then you're a man. Are you still confused? chances might be you're mentally retarded and deserve to be put in a mental hospital.

I mean really, how does it even work, they want restaurants and such to create a third bathroom for gender neutrals, like the fuck, why should we care what bathroom you take, if you have some fucking dilemma what bathroom to take, it's not because you have an identity crisis, it's because that big red meatball in your head stopped working.
Idiot who's opinion nobody gives a shit about: But Matt, Gender Neutrality is a real thing because they're real people suffering from identity crisis, as a vegan, I understand all about that.
Handsome motherfucker: But Retard, have you considered that if your identity crisis gets to the point where you don't know what gender you are, you might be mentally, and probably physically, braindead?

oh and vegans? I'm coming for you next.