He's back isn't he?

Jolly good day, tally-ho chaps, how are we all doing this bloody day.
Yes I've been gone, for quite some time, but with all the shit going on the world I had no bloody idea what to rant about.Todays Feminism? Donald Trump? North-korea? Boybands? Well you're probably right in all of those, since they're all bloody awful.

No today I want to rant about something that happened to me today. I got in a talk about gender neutrality.
Boy oh boy was I amused. Can you imagine, there are actually REAL human beings that believe there are more than 2 bloody genders. And yes I am late in this bandwagon but hey, my 3 followers deserve to know how I feel about this monstrosity, so without further ado, let's get roooooight into the news.

I'll try not to go into the specifics of the story but it was about a problem with a tradition we have here that a few foreigners succesfully have changed and plan to ruin. We came to the conclusion that our province, was a bit different than all the others here (we are better in every way) and came to the point where we talked about how they have shit like gender neutrality and we don't.

Lets explain it as simple as I can. it's quite easy. Pull of your pants, and your underwear, take a good luck what you see. There's two possible options, which are as followed. Are  you offended by me saying this? then you're a woman, or the alternative, are you a dumb cunt that actually did this and saw that you have this weird elephant snout in there and then went to the mirror to awkwardly give yourself a compliment, then you're a man. Are you still confused? chances might be you're mentally retarded and deserve to be put in a mental hospital.

I mean really, how does it even work, they want restaurants and such to create a third bathroom for gender neutrals, like the fuck, why should we care what bathroom you take, if you have some fucking dilemma what bathroom to take, it's not because you have an identity crisis, it's because that big red meatball in your head stopped working.
Idiot who's opinion nobody gives a shit about: But Matt, Gender Neutrality is a real thing because they're real people suffering from identity crisis, as a vegan, I understand all about that.
Handsome motherfucker: But Retard, have you considered that if your identity crisis gets to the point where you don't know what gender you are, you might be mentally, and probably physically, braindead?

oh and vegans? I'm coming for you next.

Movie review: The flash tv series.

Hello once again, it's the long lost prodigy son with another post for you, this time not in the form of a rant but in a review. It's a new series I'd like to do where I review movies and tv series and put in my two cents.

So here I am again, beer in my hand, laptop on my lap and thought in my mind. I'm watching TV, Friends is on, and I thought, I should do a review of a TV show... I'm going to review The flash, all the way to season 3  from season 1, and be careful, spoilers ahead.

So let's start things off in season 1. The Flash is a CW DC TV show made in the continuity of the CW arrow universe. It's a more DC comic driven TV show and a lot less dark than Arrow so they could get a bigger audience, and they did. Season 1 starts off with Barry Allen, the protagonist learning to use his acquired powers of super speed. It starts of simple and doesn't go to deep on comic stuff but has his references here and there. The story of season 1 is driven through Barry learning about his speed and later starting from the middle of the season, him chasing the man in yellow, A notorious speedster who killed Barry's mother as a child and will be the big bad of the season. Like Most CW DC TV shows the plot is driven towards the big bad and the finale against this big bad and The flash isn't different.

Now there is quite a lot of drama in the shows. Barry lost his mother, his father is blamed and put in prison and the team he's working with is no different. He works with Caitlin snow who lost her fiance in the star labs generated storm that gave Barry his powers, Cisco Ramon who is a misfit and struggles with his family, and Doctor Harrison Wells, who created the Star Labs generated storm and landed in a wheelchair because of it.

So showing the main plot I won't go too much into details of the show itself and will start with the review. (spoilers ahead)

The acting of the actors is incredible. Actor Tom Cavanagh (Harrison Wells) Plays his role brilliantly. It is quite obvious he is a shady character from the beginning yet the reveal of him being the big bad is very well done. He comes over exactly as supposed to and is presented as a dark character and he plays it wonderfully. Grant Gustin (Barry Allen) can sometimes come over as uncomfortable but I feel that's part of his character, the rest of the acting is well done.

Now a big part that I love about the show is the science in it. A large heap of science comes forth in the series and I think it's fascinating  how it comes forth and explains certain things like parallel earths and butterfly effects.

Moving on to season 2, more drama happened and now a new villain appeared: Zoom. In my opinion Zoom is threatening, dark, creepy and he feels like a villain. The budget is slightly better and they can do more comic related stuff. The characters get developed more and there's the usual bit of drama. The reveal of who the Zoom character was, was done sloppy, and could have been explained better. It was not properly explained why he was doing what he's doing and his motives are quite unexplained.

The acting once more is brilliant, the science is taken to the next level and more comic stuff is done if you're into that. there's some plotholes and sloppy writing but it's quite decent.

Now the third season is where more problems start to develop.
Once again there's a big bad, and once again Barry can't defeat him because he's inferior in every way. There's some major plotholes and they don't go into science heavy stuff a lot which in my opinion made the show awesome. They start the season off with changing everything, breaking a lot of character progression, a big bad comes along because of Barry's mistakes, there is some drama, and it's somewhat repetitive. In it's defence, in the late season the show gets better again. The reveal of the big bad is done brilliantly and after every episode I was theorizing about something which I think is great.

Conclusion: The Flash is a Good TV show, Great if you're a superhero or comic book fan, Decent if you're not, it's fun to watch, it has some comedy and silly moments and a lot of serious and dramatic moments which are played fairly good. It starts to get a bit of repetitive later and the problem is the same with every season (Barry is too slow) but it gets better later on in the season. Out of personal opinion I would rate the Show a 7.5 out of 10 and would definitely recommend it.

The Game of Thrones Rant

Yes, I'm back at it again with a topic that will probably make my 3 followers turn into 0. I'm going to Rant about Game of Thrones... God I hate Game of Thrones, and yes, I hated a song of fire and ice too, all 9 pages I read of them.

So yea, I'm going to rant on the one thing everyone likes. If you have been under a rock and never heard of or seen game of thrones, let me tell you what it's about:
It's set in this mystical world called Middle-Earth. It's rules by 7 kingdoms, The Skywalkers, the eyrie, the whores.. I mean hoares (funny joke xd) The Lannisters, the durrandons the gardeners and the martells. Also you got the targaryens who want to rule it all.

The stories are divided, you got the skywalkers who war with the lannisters (I'm not even going to change the lannisters name, they're a meme themselves) Because the queen of the lannisters decided to fuck her brother and a stark kid saw this and they decided to push him from a tower, which he then survives after a coma and the head of the skywalkers, boromir, hears this and wars them. He then fucking dies at the end of the season because yay for storytelling.

The other part follows the story of dovahkinn, a young girl. Her brother sends him to some warlord called Genghis khan, who then rapes her and she gets dragon babies. (the brotherly love in this series man, you either fuck each other, or give each other to warlords, awesome)

Then There's the part about Aragorn, a young ranger that's the bastard son of Boromir Skywalker, who is tasked to keep the seven kingdoms save with another group of rangers who call themselves the nightwatch, on top of the black gate.

So I had no idea who in their right mind would praise this shit, so I looked up on google to find why people praise Game of thrones, the top search result had this to offer:
A whole different World(Westeros+Essos), 
Dragons, 
White Walkers(an Ice man+zombies), 
Hell lot of politics, 
For those looking for action, it has Wars
Definitely art of Warfare,
Black Magic,
Theory of different Gods(the old ones & the new)
Unimaginable History of houses and cultures,


-A whole different world you say... jolly sounds fun, I bet no other tv show or movie eeeever did that.

-Dragons, fair enough, I mean dragons are cool and all that, I like how they're birthed by dovahkinn.

-White walkers. So you're saying that some icy dudes decided to bang zombies and got that as a kid? I mean it sounds fucking ridiculous to even put zombies into a show like this with all their shit going on already, but ice zombies? You got dovahkinn, fucking fly her on a dragon and just breath fire on them and fuck em all. (not literally because then you would get white flying fire breathing walkers)

-Politics, like we haven't had enough politics this year.

-Wars, You forgot to mention that they are gritty beyond disbelief and gory to the point you want to actually put a gore filter on it.

-Definitely art of warfare.. you're repeating yourself buddy.

-Black magic? It turned into Constantine now?

-Theory of different gods, because we all like when people throw their religion in our faces.

-Lore... just call it lore.. and it's not unimaginable, it's vast yes, but nowhere near tolkien's world which everyone likes to compare it with.


Ok so let's get to the real problems I have with the show:

-There is too much sex.

Yes, I'm a male and I fucking said it, there's too much sex in the show. Bloody hell I'm not a 15 year old kid who gets off by seeing sex on tv, like fuck off with your incest and sexscenes, It breaks the pace of the series, and it's completely pointless. And if I want to watch it with friends or let's say with my girlfriend, it's super awkward.

-There's too much gore.

Okay, maybe I'm looking for it, but the gore really bothers me. I don't mind gore, not at all, it adds to realism and I'm all for dark shows. But the gore in game of thrones feels like it's build around it and it's forces, it reminds me of watching rambo and seeing people splatter after a bullet hits them, and no it's not cool, it doesn't make me go wow, it makes me smack my head and yell at my laptop, like why would you put so much effort in something that should just be a small addition.

-It tries too hard to be dark and unpredictable, that it becomes predictable.

I'm all fan of dark movies and shows, but game of thrones just tries too hard. And by killing every main character ever, you're not unpredictable. yea it's unpredictable the first season, maybe it's a surprise the second, the rest of the seasons everyone knows who's gonna die.


Oh well, That's all for now, Game of Thrones is not for me, It's quite shit tbh.

Song Rant

So I made this Zara Larsson, I would like rant. I basically broke down the song lyrics and commented on them. Sadly I had to listen to the song too to break it down properly, and that sadly gave me a terminal disease and I fucking died. Anyway, I returned from hell to give you a new rant, since that's what my 3 followers would like, wouldn't they?

On a serious note, I did make the 'I would like' rant but after putting in a lot of effort and trying to make it as entertaining as possible, I still wasn't happy with the blog, it seemed bland and boring and not entertaining and "ranty" enough for me. I'll keep it saved, and if I ever feel like uploading it I will, but for now I'll keep it as a draft.

So the song I'm going to rant about is Human from Rag'n'Bone Man. I'm not going to rant about the song or the lyrics but more about the idea about it that bugs me.

This song, is not only a monstrosity on itself, with their sound effects, the weird background noises and the lyrics purely forged to rhyme, but then again I did not expect more of some bearded gnome that calls himself Rag'n'Bone Man. Jokes aside, the concept of the song, how I see it, is that he should not be blamed, because he's only human, and while that sounds understandable, it's the most stupid shit ever.

Yes we're human, we make bloody mistakes, but we're still responsible for it, and we still have to face the consequences of our mistakes. If a bloody bank-robber robbed a bank, and he was to stand trial, what do you think the judge would say if his defense was:"I'm only human, don't put your blame on me." Do you think people like Stalin get a pass because they're only human? And yea, I know that is a big comparison but It's the idea, of I'm only human, don't put the blame on me, no matter what they did, it's bloody fucking stupid.

Also is this Rag'n'bone man trying to prove someone he is a man or something? everywhere he keeps stating he's a man, it's even in his bloody name and 3 of his songs in the album are called, Human, Innocent man and be the man. I think I got this gnome figured out, he's trying to hide he's a fucking hobbit.

Music Breakdown

Just a quick post-

I'll be doing a series here where I will pick songs, and break them down, then rant about it.

If you like or don't like this idea, then bugger off cause I'm in charge here.

-Matt

Of Wolf and men, Media and Batman v Superman

Well... Here we are again, sad, alone in the dark with no pants on I decided to write another rant, and let all of my 3 followers know What grinds my gears.

To Declare the title: I'm going to be talking about the two types of people, how the media Indoctrinates us, and The movie Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice as a prime example and the main reason for me to get pissed off at everything in order for me to write this rant.

Well now that's out of the way, sorry for not uploading, It's because fuck you and I do whatever I want.

Lets start with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, a movie that received tons of hate even before it came out. ''Ben Affleck as Batman oh no." "Every DC movie is shit anyway." "Gonna be crap." Now I'm going to be totally honest, I let these things influence me and my thought about the movie the first time, I watched it and I was like: "Meh, I've been looking forward to this and it's not as good." The movie is awesome, but that's besides the point. The point I'm trying to make is that because of all the rants and all the shit I started looking differently at the movie, my opinion was changed because of that of others, and that's plenty of reasons to write a rant, because if there's one thing I hate, It's people Trying to make their opinion mine. You have to agree with that or you're not human, love my opinion dammit!

I was, Probably like a lot of you, a sheep. I followed blindly in what others told me to follow, If someone told me this was good for me, I would believe it was good for me. You see it happening a lot in politics these days, everyone seems to have good points and everyone speaks their opinion as if it's the opinion you should have. Or in this case in movies, where everyone will tell you a movie is shit, and you will start to believe it's shit, or of course, Vice versa.

The media has a lot of influence on this, and warnings in front, I'm going to get a bit deep on this. So if you're still here, grab some popcorn, get some diet coke and some bleach because it's going to be a long one.

Media is the prime example that human kind is a herd, we blindly follow what is said to us and we expect everything said is the truth. As an example I'll take America. In the end of the race you got two president-Nominees, Hillary and Trump, and they're both not very popular, in nations other than America we are talking about it all the time, saying it's an outrage that Trump is President and that there's still chance he will get kicked off and that he will go. Now, I've never been to America, and I'm pretty sure 90% of the people that said this never been there too. so how do they know it's all bad?
Right before the Election, very conveniently the message was spread That both candidates did horrendous crimes and should never have been elected in any shape of form. I guess the media was seconds away from writing tabs like "Do not vote for (Name) Or you will get a terminal disease."

Second example is a situation now occurring on YouTube. Where the biggest Youtuber on this platform, 'Pewdiepie', is getting quite a few hate for making a pretty risky joke trying to make fun of fiverr. The joke in questions was about a couple of 'Fiverrguys' Holding a sign saying "Death to all Jews" while chanting "Subscribe to'Keemstar'." Now this joke might have gone a little too far and in my opinion it is not in my taste even if I secretly did give it a chuckle. Although the Media has completely put the whole situation out of perspective and wrote articles about how 'Pewdiepie' is Antisemitic or even going as far as that he's a Nazi, and Nazi's number 1 Idol, by using that clip, and previous harmless jokes and taking them all out of perspective, simply since YouTube and their content creators is a threat to Classic media sources such as the Wall Street Journal.

Still don't believe me? Remember all the hate to Suicide Squad how it was an awful movie and should be despised? Yea they won a freaking Oscar.

Point I'm trying to make with all this is that Media sources will do everything to convince you to their point of view. making make-shift articles and 'news' with lots taken out of context, fake news, and news that benefits them. All to indoctrinate you to their views.

I did not mean for this to be this long but I was just bummed about Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice which was an amazing film, DC Comics fans hated it because it's not comic book accurate, Marvel Comics fans hated it because it's DC and "All their work is shit." and critics hated it because of one misunderstood scene and general Misunderstanding of the movie. Most movie fans loved it.

Make up your own mind people, when someone shoves something in your face, take 5 seconds and think what you want to believe and what your own ethics and beliefs are and where your ambitions lie.

Peace

Music Rant

I've Always liked to see music as something bigger than labeled, in the end it's just sound coming in your ears but Music feels like something more, Music can make you Feel in a different mood then you were before or enhance your mood, in a way it's a drug, a very powerful one, Nobody could imagine a world without music, This comes forth in movies such as Shawshank Redemption where inmates describe listening to music first, the best day of their lives.

To me Music has always been special, certain songs such as Nothing Else Matters Always have had a special meaning to me, an emotional meaning even. But lately I've been getting really annoyed, no mad, sad, angry, flabbergasted about music right now. This disease shits on classic songs by having heavily monetized Companies making money farms out of a few words with a beat behind it. And sure for a lot of producers music used to be money as well in the old days but They put feeling in their songs, and you can feel that in some songs, those were the best. You can feel The pain of the author while listening to songs such as Stairway to heaven, and wish you were here. They make the songs a thousand times better. I like to think this as the main reason to make these songs as well, personal experience, letting their heart breath, sing about topics that hurt them personally or in a general statement not to make money but to let their words out, these days it's all about putting some words on a paper, making it rhyme, putting a funky beat behind it and make some money, they didn't use to make lyrics to let them rhyme or sound fun, they doctored for days, sometimes weeks to have the lyrics stand out as best as possible, and usually not clear as day as well, it had some mystery. The lyrics didn't directly point out what the song was about, you could speculate and theorize about the meaning in some songs even.

When I ask anyone who makes good music at these times most will say Adele, and that says a lot, since Adele writes every song about the same topic, like how much relationships did she have? 20.  (she did have really good songs don't get me wrong) It's bad enough that our biggest Music channel in the Netherlands slogan is: the beat of the moment, says a lot about the music, the beat is important, not the lyrics, or the feeling in the song... Honestly I can get really Pissed off about just listening to songs. Not even talking about most songs being a race on who can get the most high pitched voice of them all, or the amount of auto-tune or doctoring in the voices of today's singers. Not to mention I've been struggling to tell if songs were sang by men or women in the last year, or a random black man saying some random made-up word in a deep low voice every 20 seconds between the "singing." Feels like if you have the slightest bit of talent you can make a hit on the radio... awful

Introduction

Hi folks!

I'm Matt and due to being forced into this (there are two guns pointed at me atm please send help) I'm gonna dedicate my blog about ranting, ranting and more ranting. Topics as such are Music, Games, Media, TV, Movies and general stuff all together. Everything that grinds my gears on a daily basis I will post.

About me: I'm realistic, Very opinionated, and ANGRY.

About you: you like to be ANGRY

oh and you need to be capable of watching long ass posts, because they're going to be long, just saying.

Hope you enjoy